Thursday, October 12, 2006

Corporal Punishment

I've been giving a lot of thought to corporal punishment lately....at the college level...at Purdue University, actually...in Latin classes to be more specific... in my Latin classes to be really specific. The only thing that keeps me from implementing it, besides the law, is that I'm not sure it's fair to flog people who are this idiotic. Does that make me a bad teacher?

3 comments:

Anne said...

Haha! Poor Monica!

We must see each other soon!!!

David said...

Just tell me when I'm needed. I'll get together a posse.

Anonymous said...

Monica, I believe that the law should be reviewed for addendums for the modern age. The following clause might be appropriate "When demonstrating a logical thought process that even an emu could follow, and the dumb shits cannot get it, thwaking with a lead pipe should be allowed."